Mr. Jack P. Curtis

So some people have been requesting for me to write about certain things on my blog. When I say "some people" I mean one person. And when I say "certain things" I mean one thing. Jack wants me to write about him. And he tells me about it all the time. He's not egotistical or anything.
So I have decided to finally give in. But really, he should have been careful what he wished for, because I'm gonna write whatever I want.

Jack is one very very lucky person because I am his neighbor. He lives down the hall from me and has a full tea set in his room, and more clothes than fit in his closet.
Jack is from a 'hamlet' in England and has a ridiculously thick accent that I often pretend to understand, but his British-ness basically ends there.  Here are some more facts about Jack.

He likes

• The NFL
• Ryan Sheckler
• Skateboarding
• Fall Out Boy
• Baseball hats
• Obama
• To wear women's dress socks (GIVE THEM BACK!)
• Protein shakes
• Aviator sunglasses
• America

He doesn't like

• The royal family
• Harry Potter
• Puppies
• Living in the second-best country in the world
• When people touch his hair
• Cleaning pots after he cooks

So there. I know that this is probably going to be the most boring post I will ever make, and there is a possibility that I will loose one or more of my 6 "followers" so I have no shame in finishing off this low quality post with a low quality picture.

That kinda puts a face to the name, I guess